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Sep 1

ghostthatannoysyou:

lars-focking-ulrich:

How to win my heart:

  • concert tickets
  • band merch
  • band merch
  • band merch
  • concert tickets
  • band merch

band member

Sep 1
chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.
he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.
he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.
and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

chelle-the-zbornak-queen:

nowacking:

Good Guy Burglar

no you don’t understand.

he fully knew that he’d be arrested for breaking and entering but he still reported this.

he know he’d go to jail, but he put human decency before his own freedom and called out this disgusting sexual perversion.

and if you don’t think that’s the tightest shit ever get out of my face.

(Source: thedeathmerchant)

Sep 1

Fab songs that didn't made into the album
5 Seconds Of Summer

cumlumhood:

Over and Over
Teenage Queen
Bad Dreams
Too Late
Superhero
I've Got this Friend
Sep 1

THIS ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE JUST CALLED MICHAEL UGLY AND I THINK WE ALL FUCKING AGREE HE ISN’T! I’M SO FUCKING OFFENDED!!

viventlamourreve:

yournerdygirl:

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS UGLY?


HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MISS?

HE IS NOTHING BUT CUTENESS!

HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT HIM AND SAY HE IS UGLY!

I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PPL CALL HIM UGLY, IT UPSETS ME BECAUSE HE IS SO LOVING AND CARING… 

That was me. And yah he is

And nah he’s not

Sep 1

THIS ACQUAINTANCE OF MINE JUST CALLED MICHAEL UGLY AND I THINK WE ALL FUCKING AGREE HE ISN’T! I’M SO FUCKING OFFENDED!!

viventlamourreve:

yournerdygirl:

HOW THE FUCK IS THIS UGLY?


HOW FUCKING DARE YOU MISS?

HE IS NOTHING BUT CUTENESS!

HOW DARE YOU LOOK AT HIM AND SAY HE IS UGLY!

I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND WHY PPL CALL HIM UGLY, IT UPSETS ME BECAUSE HE IS SO LOVING AND CARING… 

That was me. And yah he is

Sep 1
Michael changing the lyrics in Good Girls | Chicago 

(Source: fallenfor5sos)

Sep 1

Year 3000
5 Seconds Of Summer

radioirwin:

ashthenewguy:

craving-cliffoconda:

backseatniam:

aussiess:

i freaking found this song without being the acoustic version hELL YEAH

IM SCREAMING SO LOUD??????????????????

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY. THANK YOU.

FUCK YOU THIS IS PERFECT

STILL THE BEST THING EVER

(Source: hullywoods)

Sep 1

Calum Vocals Pt. 2

letashtonsing:

All of Calum’s vocals/solo’s on the album - PART 2

Heartbreak Girl: 0:04-0:29; 1:04-1:29; 2:03-2:26

English Love Affair: 0:24-0:28; 0:32-0:35; 1:23-1:26; 1:29-1:32; 2:19-2:33

Lost Boy: 0:29-0:43; 1:21-1:52

Amnesia: 0:09-0:45; 1:26-2:03

Social Casualty: 1:18-1:46

Never Be: 0:09-0:13; 1:13-1:40

Voodoo Doll: 1:01-1:08; 2:01-2:12; 2:55-3:02

Greenlight: 0:13-0:26; 2:13-2:18

Made using mukenope's masterpost

Part 1 (x)

Ashton (x) Michael (x) Luke (x)(x)

Sep 1
lukeslay:

*eye twitches*

lukeslay:

*eye twitches*

Sep 1

narrymynandos:

Louis: One of the craziest thing that happened to us with a fan is.. probably in France. We stood next to..

Harry: Italy

Niall: Italy

Zayn: Italy

Louis: DOES IT MATTER WHERE WE WERE

DOS IT MATTAH WEH WE WERE

(Source: loustattoo)

Sep 1

5SOS Would You Rathers

  • 1. Would you rather never be able to sing along to their songs again or never see another music video?
  • 2. Would you rather cuddle all day with Michael or go ice skating with Ashton?
  • 3. Would you rather date one of the boys and have the perfect relationship- but not get along well with the others, or not be able to date any of them, but be extremely close with each of them?
  • 4. Would you rather have Ashton's drumsticks or Calum's guitar pick?
  • 5. Would you rather 5SOS never make Twitcams again or never Keek again?
  • 6. Would you rather only be able to listen to the tracks on their new album or be able to listen to all of their songs but the songs on their new album?
  • 7. Would you rather have Teenage Queen be released by 5SOS or I've Got This Friend?
  • 8. Would you rather have Try Hard written about you or Wherever You Are written about you?
  • 9. Would you rather have them all follow you on Twitter and have them talk to you constantly- but you never get to meet them or see them live, or meet them three times- but never talk to them after that?
  • 10. Would you rather get a piggy back from Ashton or a hug from Luke?
  • 11. Would you rather have a threesome with Muke or a threesome with Cashton?
  • 12. Would you rather be brought up on stage during a show and have them sing to you or randomly meet them in the street?
  • 13. Would you rather Luke only wear all black or revealing singlets?
  • 14. Would you rather take body shots off of Calum or have rough sex with Michael?
  • 15. Would you rather be stranded on a desert island with Calum or be stuck in the Arctic with Luke?
  • 16. Would you rather let Ashton give you a tattoo or let Calum cut your hair?
  • 17. Would you rather date normal dorky Luke or punk Luke?
  • 18. Would you rather have Ashton always be shirtless or always wear his glasses?
  • 19. Would you rather grind with Calum at a club or slow dance with him at Prom?
  • 20. Would you rather take a romantic bath with Michael or a steamy shower?
  • 21. Would you rather read smut you wrote to the entire band, or never be able to use Tumblr again?
  • 22. Lastly, would you rather meet one of the boys, but get all the boys' numbers, or meet all of the boys', but only get one of their numbers?
Sep 1

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

image

(Source: hanukkahlewinsky)

Sep 1

just listen

patheticalum:

my favorite part of a song is everything quiets down and no to few instruments back up the vocals and you can hear all the harmonies and pitches and basically it’s one big eargasm. i’ve taken those parts from various songs and mashed them all together. just click play and listen.

  • Bo$$ // Fifth Harmony
  • Bad // The Cab
  • Beware the Dogs // The Griswolds
  • Chloe // Emblem3
  • Daniel In The Den // Bastille
  • Dreaming // Smallpools
  • End Up Here // 5 Seconds of Summer
  • Get Home // Bastille
  • Gives You Hell // All American Rejects  
  • Home // Phillip Phillips
  • It’s Time // Imagine Dragons
  • Last Night // The Vamps
  • Laughter Lines // Bastille
  • Mean // Taylor Swift
  • Nine In The Afternoon // Panic! At the Disco
  • One Night // Matthew Koma
  • Out Of My Limit // 5 Seconds Of Summer
  • Things We Lost In The Fire // Bastille
  • Thnks Fr Th Mmrs // Fall Out Boy
  • Unpredictable // 5 Seconds Of Summer
  • Whatcha Say // Jason Derulo
  • Wild Heart // The Vamps
Sep 1

The Daily Fucks You Give

niallhoransprincess14:

Sex: Let’s FUCK.
Anger: FUCK you!
Go Away: FUCK off!
Greetings: How the FUCK are you?
Explanation: wow. he’s FUCKing hot.
Confusion: what the FUCK?
Lost: Where the FUCK are we?
Pleasure: oh…… FUCK!
Surprise: What the FUCK was that?
Panic: I’m getting the FUCK out of here.
None of my business?: Fine I don’t give a FUCK.

Sep 1

(Source: kirayukiruma)