for some reason i thought both of these were the same post and i sat for awhile trying to figure out which ice cream face was the weak bitch
i swear i could make a living off of losing followers
okay but i dont! so stop it!
my birthday is in exactly one week (Sept 22) and I’ve got 260 left until I reach my goal AND I HAVE SOME HUGE THINGS PLANNED FOR WHEN I REACH IT
you probs won’t think it’s huge but i’m still pumpedand it would be really cool if you would give this post a reblog to help me out
Restroom air dryers are a great way to warm your hands before wiping them on your jeans
John Green in his toast at his brother’s wedding.
"would you fuck 5sos"
Calum goes from ‘Hey baby’ to a sad puppy in 0.2 seconds +
Joe Sugg and Caspar Lee impersonating Luke Hemmings and Ashton Irwin
can we talk about how accurate joe’s impression of luke is??
WHY DOES JOE LITERALLY SOUND LIKE LUKE
aRE U JOKI
CAN I HAVE JOE PLEASE
JOE SOUNDS SO MUCH LIKE LUKE
Have a history teacher explain this if they can.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Now it gets really weird.
Lincoln’s secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy’s Secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.
Now hang on to your seat.
Lincoln was shot at the theater named “Ford.”
Kennedy was shot in a car called “Lincoln” made by “Ford.”
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here’s the “kicker”:
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.AND……………….:
Lincoln was shot in a theater and the assassin ran to a warehouse…
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and the assassin ran to a theater…
I saw this had to share just in case anyone did not know.
Explains So Much
My favorites out of the photoset. The last one is my absolute favorite